Presumably, a draft of the Tubbyland anthem

This text was found among the documents while the old administrative building in Puzelsk was being prepared for demolition. It carried a secrecy stamp, but that stamp only ran until yesterday, so I think there is no harm in sharing the find. My guess is that this is a secret, rejected anthem of Tubbyland.

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⠀⠀A speck of dust landed right on my ball,

⠀⠀It feels so good, so romantic and all!

⠀⠀I wind the hose round my willy for fun,

⠀⠀Let Farost find out what a naughty I’ve done…

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⠀⠀Poo-Poo bot, Poo-Poo bot, into your bum,

⠀⠀Gently or roughly — whichever may come!

⠀⠀Poo-Poo bot will hand out love to us all,

⠀⠀But keep your pupas ready, just in case of a call!

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⠀⠀There is far too much dust on my bottom by now,

⠀⠀But the hose keeps on sucking and the worry goes down,

⠀⠀I am tired, and walking back home is a chore,

⠀⠀Six seven in the pants — and I feel good once more!

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⠀⠀Poo-Poo bot, Poo-Poo bot, into your bum,

⠀⠀Gently or roughly — whichever may come!

⠀⠀Poo-Poo bot will hand out love to us all,

⠀⠀But keep your pupas ready, just in case of a call!

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The author, unfortunately, remains unknown for the time being. The text is surprisingly close to this composition.

There is every chance this is not the only edition of the text. We have more documents from that site in our archive, and from other sites too. Studying material like this is not a priority for us; we simply keep it, just in case. If you are interested in looking through the documentation of this kind that we hold, you can come to our archive at Puzelsk, 67 Dusty Avenue, block 3. Book in advance — in person at the same address, or on the Pupuslugi website.