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Vezunshteyn Island

The Schizo Wing. This section is not edited by the Tubbyland administration and is run by schizos building conspiracy theories. Do NOT, under any circumstances, believe what these pages say.

The location of the island that does not exist
The location of the island that does not exist

Vezunshteyn Island :farostOO: is a mysterious place in the Puziki bay, marked on no map. Almost nothing is known about its origin or, scarier still, its purpose :farostKERGE: . Everything we have at the moment rests on ancient legends and local rumour. Among them:

  • A connection with the village of Upper Puziki and the events that take place there;
  • A connection with Greeny Farost0m;
  • A connection with 67 and [[laugh[ [fart[ [crying%%%%;
  • A connection with Glimtim_5678p , and the presence of a kindergarten on the island;

The leak of classified megadata

New chatters appearing in the waters of the Puziki bay
New chatters appearing in the waters of the Puziki bay

According to the ancient tales, every resident first appears in Tubbyland by spawning in the waters of the bay and stepping onto this island :farostBLINK: . Here the newcomers, having been taken through the basics of Teletubbing at the kindergarten, become fully fledged residents :farostGIGA: and set off for the main island in the ocean*-ean-ean-ean*. Yet not one speck of dust remains in their memory of how they got here or what happened to them :farostKRUTO: . The fate of those whose whole life amounts to a couple of chat messages, who leave the kindergarten and go off to lurk, remains unknown :farostGIMME: . There are scary stories that they are made to fashion pupas out of each other’s hearts woohahah :farostDESPAIR: .

Who exactly stands behind all of it is not reliably known :farostGUN: : Greeny Farost , the CULT of 67 , ガリファックミーヨノリアキ , [[laugh[ [fart[ [crying%%,Glimtim_5678p, the moderators,data deleted by dataorFarost%% himself :farostHMM: ?

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