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• i wuz bown

• o wot iz dat??? giv it baaack!!!

• i am angwy hamstah giv it

• oh yu awe kind sowwy i am juft new hewe, fank yu fow da pancake!!!

• nom nom nom yummi pancake

• need a dwink!!! eating dwy iz bad fow yu!!!!

• and now i will do a wee

• ooo a cucumbah!!! did yu know dat cucumbah iz vewy gud fow hamstahs??? becoz it haz lots of watah and cucumbah haz vitamin C!!!

• vewy yummi cucumbah!!! fank yu!!!

• op op a wittle wawm-up!!! movement iz life!!!

• oyoy hoo iz dat

• wunning away!!!

• o hewwo yu awe a hamstah too letz be fwends!!!

• aaa hewp!!! dey awe killing me!!! hehe joking i am juft pwaying wif my fwend!!!

• i pwayed wif my fwend and we awe vewy tiwed! we awe wying down to west!!! nite nite evewybody!!!

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