Farost is the chief puberty case

Good afternoon. In this article I — not a puberty case — will tell you why Farost is the leading representative of the puberty community, one who is afraid to “come out of the closet” and tell us the TRUTH! (a part two is possible) I will lay out several irrefutable proofs and expose the head of Tubbyland for what he is… Let us begin by unpacking the accepted notion of puberty and what sort of people that “label” can be applied to.

• I used the help of Google to find the main signs of the pubertal period. We shall go through them in order:

Physiology

A sharp growth spurt, changing body proportions, overactive sebaceous glands (problem skin).

• With the naked eye we can observe the abrupt changes in Farost’s appearance, his unstable dimensions. The body cannot keep up with the head, or else the head grows much larger than the body. Problem skin — the glitches are an obvious symptom of an organism that has not finished forming! As is the facial hair, which Farost does not always manage to shave off.
• Trouble controlling his emotions; one of the more flagrant examples —

Hormones

The ramping-up of sex hormone production, which directly affects the emotional background. Farost’s emotional instability is not hard to notice on any of his streams. He can be laughing, and a moment later shouting and scolding the residents of Tubbyland. Perhaps the reason is the awkward age!

• A clear sign that Farost is currently in an unstable age period is his undeniable love for the 67 meme, popular with the alpha generation!
• I attach the proof —

Psychology

The forming of self-awareness, the search for one’s place in society, and the shift of authority from adults to peers.

• This composite point is easy to prove by how hard Farost finds self-definition in this life. He calls himself by a multitude of names, cannot settle on a gender and is looking for his place among the residents of Tubbyland. Now Faro-chan, now Farost, now Furrinya — sometimes it looks like a one-man show, but no, it is the plain old awkward age, which he is desperately trying to hide from us. Why!? Is it mistrust, is it the wish to look better than he is!? Answer us!!!!

Now I shall examine the slang meaning of the word “puberty case”, in broad strokes. In essence it is: seeing a dirty subtext where there is none; jokes meant to make you more grown-up and “respected” among teenagers — the wish to look older, so to speak. The wish to sexualise yourself, experiments with your appearance. And also a craving for sexual liberation. Let us examine the many facts that will finally convince you of who Farost really is…

• Let us begin with the thing that definitely left me a scar that will not fade, a trauma he has in no way made up for — flashing his bare chest. I, a resident unprepared for puberty, was shocked to the core by the nudity I saw in his emote. And it was not a one-off. In this clip Farost decided to shock @kumimp3 and every viewer with his naked body!
• Another clear sign of puberty — the wish to sexualise yourself — is reflected in a whole series of photographs of Farost:

• My third argument is the clips from the meme alert. Please note that these are his own words, not cut out of context! Among the openly available recordings there is any number of videos in which Farost, and I quote, asks to be f***ed; talks about sex; about not wearing underwear; about not wearing a bra and his nipples showing, and so on. If that is not the mark of a typical puberty case — playing on sexualised topics and wanting to seem older than you are — then what is!? I think the answer is obvious.

• Next I would like to turn to Farost’s merch. Let us start with the dakimakuras, clearly made for lovers of sex dolls! A half-naked teletubby took two explicit photographs and then slapped them onto a pillow — in my humble opinion, an obvious sign of puberty, and I will say nothing at all about the mousepad with the inflatable breast you can squeeze!

And the main argument backing up my words is this: Farost is forever trying to christen the residents of Tubbyland, and me in particular, a puberty case — and you know what!? WHOEVER CALLS NAMES IS THE ONE WHO IS CALLED THAT!!!!!!