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4 Kumis at the nya contest

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On 15.08.2026 the Moustached Swindler ran the nya contest and, allegedly, decided to con everybody by passing one single Kumi off as 4 different contestants. Listen for yourselves.

As you can hear, that is all one and the same Kumi. If you hear anybody else, then you are either deaf or the Moustached Swindler paid you in pupas and you are simply a Farost bot on the payroll.

What it was all for

As everybody knows, the contest was run on pupas out of the state budget, and from above came the order to herd a certain number of state employees into it. The Moustached Swindler simply could not meet that quota, so he had to resort to this little trick to avoid a beating and the sack. But you and I have seen right through him.

#farostPIZDABOL #farostNAEBAL

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