Make Tubbyland Great Again

Chapter 1. The shape of Tubbyland

Here it is — digital Tubbyland and the map of where its residents live. Every user may place one dot to mark where they dwell.

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− 100% + reset ⤢ fullscreen 👁 hide pins 👥 residents

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residents marked: 96

Chapter 2. The laws

Tubbyland has heard out a series of talented orators and their ideas on the state’s legal order. Not every document — and not every clause — won the public over, but oh what a resonance they caused! Please acquaint yourself with the drafts on record.

▶ 5 pp. +1 The Great Constitution of Tubbyland

legufska 🏆 winner

4 pp. Friendship Treaty v2.1.67

Kaypesh 🥈 second place

▶ +1 2067 Bob Abba

Боб Абба 🥈 second place

4 pp. +1 The Tubbyland Metro

kunoko39 🥉 third place

5 pp. The Pupa Pines Protection Act Ahah

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3 pp. The FFH state decree-manifesto

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2 pp. VerdasGreen

VERDASLAVV

1 pp. Thus *** spoke

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Chapter 3. Fashion

Tubbyland has gathered a multitude of races and cultures. Its residents, united by a common idea, hold very different views on style — and only the combination of all their interests will lead them to success. To get to know one another and to choose the Queen and King of Tubbyland Fashion — the ones responsible for the drip and style to come — a Fashion Contest was held.

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paketunya 👑 Queen of Fashion

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StFreon 👑 King of Fashion

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Kaypesh

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Yurummi

Zradny

Chapter 4. Cuteness

There is no surviving in our world without a steady source of cuteness. And we are convinced that every resident of our land must know their way around adorableness and be able to nya adorably! So we went and determined the single most adorable nya-er of them all, who will be answerable for that parameter of the state.

Nyan Kumi

The Nya Tournament opened with it, and so does this chapter. Two cuts, both in full.

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Chapter 5. Identity

Tubbyland has been built — now it has to be shown to the whole world. Its residents gathered to create an identity like no other, a visual language of their own, and the flags and coats of arms that stand for every single dweller of the teletubby country. And, of course, they picked the leader of that effort from among themselves — the Art Director!

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oreshhhek ✦ Art Director

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pookthespore

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WayToFail

Zradny

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Chapter 6. Music

A people united by a single idea naturally grows a spiritual bond. And nothing feeds a healthy spirit like healthy, bright music that brings a whole civilisation together. The search for that one shared composition — the anthem of Tubbyland — is how the battle for the role of the Maestro began…

✦ Maestro

Лимонные мальчики

lux_up67g Leader Letyn4ik_ Vocals

The anthem of Tubbyland

Chapter 7. Defence

Our digital state is as close to taking shape as it has ever been. Work is in full swing, and the active development of Tubbyland must not slow down even after our event. The time has come to name the person who will answer for the safety of every working and resting resident. By way of the most brutal TeleAvatars tournament, of course!

✦ Minister of Defence PooPooBotG 2026-09-06 · double elimination · 32 players

The road to the title

1. W1 Kaypesh 1–0
2. W2 zvilm 1–0
3. W3 NeOcube1 1–0
4. W4 ponponnny 1–0
5. W5 imortalobjects67 2–1
6. GF imortalobjects67 3–0

1. 1 PooPooBotG
2. 2 imortalobjects67
3. 3 darrwin38

Ironically, Poo-Poo was only added to the tournament because a number of residents failed to show up — and in the end it was he who taught them a lesson and set a fine example of a sturdy little trunk guarding the state.

Chapter 8. Ecology

During the heavy works across Tubbyland, powerful glitches began to break out in numbers, and a squad of brave resident-cleaners marched out to fight them. Their leader became the new Minister of Ecology of Tubbyland.

155 glitches on air107 cleaned up221 reports 17–20 September 2026

Ministry of Ecology

✦ Minister of Ecology Kaypesh 58 finds

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✦ The Cleaner eqor_22 51 finds

The glitch hunt results The official address: the debrief and the highlights

1. eqor_22 51 finds
2. Zradny 39 finds
3. vezunchlk 36 finds
4. ololiMUS 32 finds
5. Lux_Up67G 28 finds
6. Yurummi 21 finds
7. cheatum0 20 finds
8. B0B_ABBA 15 finds
9. StFreon 14 finds
10. nyyyya69 13 finds
11. Letyn4ik_ 9 finds
12. NeOcube1 9 finds
13. gurii_fg_mp3_ho_lgfsk_r0c 8 finds
14. rob1t7 1 finds
15. miffril 1 finds
16. blaks4 1 finds

8.1 ● seat filled

The Cleaner

The Cleaner is the Minister of Ecology’s right and left hand at once. The one who carries out orders without mercy, ridding the land of dirt, dust and interference — while having the fine senses, the skills and the moral compass to make the right call in a split second.

The candidates and their work

The vote: 33 votes 1 place = 62 place = 53 place = 44 place = 35 place = 26 place = 1

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   ✎ answers 17

   Как тебя зовут, как к тебе лучше всего обращаться?

   Бебра67 или имортал абжик

   Что тебе больше всего нравится в Пузляндии?

   67

   Что ты считаешь главными проблемами Пузляндии?

   322

   Какие регионы Пузляндии ты считаешь самыми чистыми и грязными?

   Сиксеевянка, остров пубертата

   Какую позицию на пыльных координатах ты занимаешь?

   Если вопрос про место проживания, то Сиксеевянка

   Каких стратегий во время уборки стоит придерживаться, по-твоему?

   Повторить 67 раз для надежности

   Как ты относишься к пыли?

   Плохо

   Как ты относишься к Пу-Пу?

   Кхм, промолчу

   Как ты относишься к министру экологии?

   Хорошо

   Что делать, если во время уборки найдёшь свободно лежащие пупы?

   Депнул

   Как часто ты моешься?

   Когда есть вода

   Как часто, по-твоему, должны мыться пузожители?

   По желанию

   Что для тебя значит «CLEAN X» («ЧЛЕН ИКС»)?

   бредик в чате

   CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN — ты с нами?

   Конечо

   Представим ситуацию, что Вомбик бросил коллекционную пупу, но она упала не в руки Юрумми, а упала кому-то на белую кофту. Как отстирать пятно?

   Тот же ответ, что и в вопросе 6

   Умеешь садиться на шпагат?

   Нет farostDESPAIR

   Ня?

   ку ня 67

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   04 Kaypesh self-nominated

   «offered to handle the ecology without any cleaner at all»

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   Пу-Пу, Пыль и Фаростglibtim_5678pon air3:04📻 radio
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7. 07 rob1t7 did not take part

   «could not take part for a good reason — was busy moving the Wall of Sasavot»

Rules of selection for the post of the Cleaner official statement · unfoldfold

Ministry of Ecology of Tubbyland Ref. № 11/CLEAN · 21.09.2026 To the candidates for the post of the Cleaner

You must prepare a presentation, as a video or in writing, telling us why exactly YOU should be chosen as the Cleaner of Tubbyland. The format is free — simply send a document in any form, or make a narrated campaign video. You may voice it yourself or with any other means available — AI, TTS, friends or professional voice actors.

In your presentation you may lean on the following questions:

1. What is your name, and how should we address you?
2. What do you like most about Tubbyland?
3. What do you see as Tubbyland’s main problems?
4. Which regions of Tubbyland do you find the cleanest and the dirtiest?
5. Where do you stand on the dust coordinates?
6. Which strategies would you follow while cleaning?
7. How do you feel about dust?
8. How do you feel about Poo-Poo?
9. How do you feel about the Minister of Ecology?
10. What would you do if, while cleaning, you found some pupas just lying around?
11. How often do you wash?
12. How often would you like the residents to wash?
13. What does “CLEAN X” mean to you?
14. Are you ready to CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN?
15. Imagine Wombik threw a collectible pupa, but instead of landing in Yurummi’s hands it landed on someone’s white sweater. How do you get the stain out?
16. Can you do the splits?
17. Nya?

You are free to decline and not send anything. May cleanliness be with us!

Chapter 9. Appendix

Beyond the events that blazed through the reconstruction of Tubbyland, there are residents whose roles were settled by hard work behind the scenes. Their particular talents gave Tubbyland something bigger than a single artifact — a whole working system! In one form or another…

1. Appendix A order and safety

   The one responsible for safety and conduct across all of Tubbyland. The one both ordinary residents and fellow moderators can always come to for advice.

   approved

   Sheriff — ololiMUS, who turned out to be the most moderatorly moderator of the channel. Settled long ago by the Moderofight!

   ★ star №1 on the role map
2. Appendix B culture and leisure

   The one who laid the foundation of the Farost Femboy House — one of the centres of culture and leisure, and of gallantry and humanity too.

   approved

   The first and only one to pass the “suitability test”, the magnificent Head of the Farost Femboy House — Violent_OslinG!

   ★ star №2 on the role map
3. Appendix C archives and chronicle

   The one who keeps the archives of Tubbyland most carefully. The one who writes whole articles about the events of our world. The one who makes sure every record is up to date and easy for anyone to reach.

   approved

   Supreme Chronicler of Tubbyland — vezunchlk!

   ★ star №10 on the role map
4. Appendix D sponsorship

   The one who funds the prosperity of Tubbyland (almost) for nothing in return. The wealthiest resident of our lands. Dispossessing him will not work — he will !выпуп you and buy your art.

   approved

   The chief sponsor of Tubbyland’s reconstruction — B0B_ABBA!

   ★ star №12 on the role map